homage to homer & all his homer-isms...so, shut up, brain, or i'll stab you with a q-tip!
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Homer on Why Things Happen
"How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?!" ~ Homer Simpson
June, 21 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer on Lying
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.~ Homer Simpson
June, 19 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer on Iraq
Marge: Homer no! Revenge never solves anything! Homer: Then what is America doing in Iraq?!
June, 17 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer on Books
Books are useless: I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird” - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me? ~ Homer Simpson
June, 15 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer on Beer
"One beer is no beer, two beers are half a beer, and three beers are one beer. But one beer is no beer!" ~ Homer Simpson
June, 13 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer-ism
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. ~ Homer Simpson
June, 10 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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Homer on Science
"Interesting…I just read yesterday that science is used to make bombs." ~ Homer Simpson
June, 10 2010 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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homer on beer
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." - d'oh!
November, 5 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
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homer on praying
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - d'oh!
October, 24 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
