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Homer on Grilling | via parade.com
Homer's 6 Best Grilling Tips
No one loves eating more than FOX TV stalwart Homer Simpson. To celebrate the great American pastime of grilling outdoors, we asked Springfield’s main man to tell us how he makes his backyard events special.
Caution: Don’t try these at home!1) To make grilled food taste terrific, my secret ingredient is beer: Add 72 ounces to stomach, then cook. I also find that a half pound of meat really wakes up a veggie burger.
2) To keep the bugs from biting, I move everything indoors and barbecue in the house. It also makes the kids nice and sleepy.
3) I keep kabob skewers handy for unwanted guests, like my annoying neighbor Ned Flanders. And I don’t use them for the kabobs.
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